From the recording Things My Mother Said

Lyrics

Cease and Desist!  There’s a fungus among us! Beauty’s only skin deep- If Ms. Smith jumped off a cliff, would you? Don't dish it out if you can't take it!
You can't squeeze blood out of a turnip. I don’t want to hear it! You know this hurts me worse, than it hurts you- Don't dish it out if you can't take it!
Things my Mother said - goin’ round and round in my head. Those things my Mother said-  goin’ round and round inside my head.
Stupid people call other people stupid. The proof is in the pudding. And If Wishes Were Horses - then Beggars Could Ride. Don't dish it out if you can't take it!
Things my Mother said - goin’ round and round in my head. Those things my Mother said-  goin’ round and round inside my head.
Better watch what you say-
Little Pitchers have Big ears
Those things my mother said are still with me…
She said, “You can be anything you want to be … when you grow up!”